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December 26th, 2005
Having concluded that I detest eating turkey for Christmas lunch I employed my fascist ways to achieve my utopian feast. I was delivered a suckling piglet. Before the astute and the awkward try and make a fool of me: my blood group diet says: no to pork. However, my tongue said yes, and let me remind you that this year we’re listening to my tongue.
Well it was truly delectable, the pictures of the meal probably would have upset most of you. Mostly because it was so mouth-wateringly-delicious that you’d be angry with me for not emailing you a chunk. Anyhow, if you’re willing to come over with a bit of hunger you’re more than welcome to a chunk of oinker; we have so much that I’ll probably still be eating it for my birthday in July.
I have been quite happy with this years Christmas. How has it been for everyone else?
Galit said:
Merry xmas! We celebrated last night Hanukkah eve and I made dinner. It was a vegetrian meal, light calorie (if you don’t count the desert, lol ) & delicious!!!
a-v0id said:
These events are so pointless and damaging to ones health… I’m surprised we re-vist the same stupidity every year. I guess it is a sure sign that no progress is being made to evolve beyond being self centred cretins. Which is a cheering thought… hehe.
It should snow tonight, I therefore doubt I’ll be on my bike for the next few days… shame really, I quite like my new lease of independance.
Merry consumerism, one and all!