Benevolent Price-Work

August 20th, 2005

Being in the construction industry the words: “price-work” used together as so have become a addition to my vocabulary in a singular manner, having lost the meaning of what the two words have independantly. It just means, get paid to do the job opposed to, paid to come in. Pricework does not take into consideration how long it takes you to do the job, it merely wants you to do the job.

I’ll digress and get to the point. The growing number of scum in this country has become frighteningly large and while I do not like to air my political beliefs too broadly on this website, I would like to share an idea that could solve a great deal of grief in this country.

My idea is rather rudimentary, why not do price-work assassination on the scum that are dirtying this country, whilst costing us billions per year not only to pay for their upkeep but also to clean up their social messes and keep their crime down.

The principle is rather simple; each week these scumsters are granted each £45 (or there abouts) from the government which is out of every brittish citizen’s wages. If contracted hitmen were to be paid a percentage of that for each head they took out, it would save the government thousands a week. Obviously the price on each head would be £45 but then there is a body disposal charge and a transportation charge… so lets say from that £45 we take £30 on the cremation and handling charges. The hit man walks away with £15, granted that isn’t fantastic but if you figure you could kill in 15 minutes in a shopping center about 20 chavs (scum) the hit man has earnt himself (20 x £15 =) £300 that day, and say he did the same every day for a working week the government has saved themselves (20 scum a day for 5 days = 100 scums. 100 x £45 = ) £4500 a week from then onwards, which would be reflected in our taxes just imagine if it were like a bounty.


One comment to “Benevolent Price-Work”


  1. Jayne said:

    I like your logic!

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